The modern life is a fast paced one, and food is joining in on the sprint. Food should not sprint, but should lay relaxed in a simmering pile of spices in order to avoid gastro-intestinal complaint. This is why we recommend the crock pot, a device which allows you to do just that. Besides who wants to cook dinner in 5 different pots and pans (not to sound like an infomercial), filling the sink whilst filling your belly? Belly good. Sink bad. The crock pot eliminates the dish party but still fills the tummy, and not just with casseroles. The crock pot is the connoisseur of many varied dishes like soup, polenta, and mashed potatoes. Leave the dish ah simmahrin while developing your other many talents. And for all you college hoes out there, its time to stop eating the pile of crap you usually subjugate yourself to, and hop on the crock pot bandwagon! So plug in some home cookin everybody, and bring something new and hot to your table.
sorority potluck anyone?