Side note before revealing this entry’s pick: We are not a fashion blog. In fact, we are an everything and anything blog as long as it involves newness and hotness. But fear not dedicated readership, there will be more fashion entries in future posts.

And now we bring you to our latest hot topic: Unscented Deodorant!

So it has come to that time of the month…….where you find yourself in the deodorant aisle.  Times are desperate, your current deodorant has devolved to crumbles and you’re sick of smelling “fabulously floral”.  Looks of confusion have led you to believe you smell more like your grandma’s fake flower arrangement that she doused with her 20 year old perfume.  You have a lot of choices, and most of them spell disaster and disgust from your fellow humanity.  Take Axe’s “Africa” scent per example, what does that mean? Is it really possible to make a scent that encapsulates an entire continent worth of smells, and is that a good idea in the first place? We would like to drop a few intelligence bombs on this topic. 1) The etymological roots of deodorant literally means removal of smell, and we believe we should stick to that definition.  What is wrong with smelling like a human being as opposed to a “mischievous cherry”?  2) In choosing a mate for life, smell plays an important role.  Artificial smells can confuse the old brain and lead to some poor choices. 50% divorce rate anybody? Smelling like an artificial pomegranate with disease prone children or smelling like yourself with healthy children?  If you’re a vain prig then you might choose the former, but if you like the idea of health and prosperity, go with unscented.  Cheers to you, a scent that won’t ever go outta style.  

This girl doesn’t know what’s up….and will marry a douche.